LATE PLATE CLUB
Smoking Brisket Because Murder Is Wrong Tee
Smoking Brisket Because Murder Is Wrong Tee
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- 🚚Ships in 2–5 business days
- 📦U.S. shipping: $4.99 · FREE on 2+ tees
- 🏷️Buy 3+ tees: extra 10% off automatically
- 🌿100% ring-spun cotton
- ↔Easy 30-day size replacements
- 👕Gildan Softstyle 64000 · Soft, lightweight cotton · Everyday unisex fit
You’re giving yourself twelve hours to cool off. The brisket can use the time.
Fabric & Fit
Fabric & Fit
Soft enough for all day. Light enough for another round at the grill.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton in every color we offer, with a soft feel and breathable, lightweight comfort from the first plate to the last lawn chair.
- Soft from the first wear: smooth cotton feels comfortable against your skin.
- Easy to wear all day: lightweight fabric without the bulk.
- An everyday unisex fit: a classic crew neck and straight body for an easy, casual look.
- Made for repeat wear: a ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders help the tee keep its shape.
Natural has tiny cotton flecks that are part of the fabric's character.
Care
Care
Wash cold with similar colors and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Orders typically ship within 2–5 business days. Please allow an additional 2–5 business days for standard U.S. delivery. Buy 2+ tees and get free standard U.S. shipping automatically. Shipping for one tee is $4.99. Mix designs, colors, and sizes. Buy 3+ tees and save 10% automatically. The extra 10% cannot be combined with other percentage discounts. It combines with free shipping. Tracking is emailed when the order is on its way.
Size help
If the size is not right, contact us within 30 days of delivery. If the tee is unworn and unwashed, we will provide one complimentary replacement in the size you need, in the same design and color, subject to availability. Cash refunds are not available for sizing mistakes.
Damaged, misprinted, or incorrect
Email hello@lateplateclub.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. You may choose a complimentary replacement or full refund, including any shipping charge you paid.
Changes & cancellations
Contact us immediately. We can typically accommodate same-day requests, although changes are not guaranteed once an order has progressed.
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Size Guide
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Find your fit.
Lay your favorite tee flat without stretching it. Measure the width from armpit to armpit and the length from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem. Compare those measurements with the chart.
| Size | A · Width (in)Armpit to armpit | B · Length (in)Shoulder to hem |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
These are garment measurements, not body measurements. Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 inches. Size availability varies by color.
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